i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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