At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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