This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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