Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Randomize
