K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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