Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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