I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I understand Curling. That high.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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