I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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