I'm lost and stupid without you.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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