If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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