piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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