Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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