So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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