I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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