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(408): View more from California

420 ftw

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(407): View more from Florida

please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...

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(813): View more from Florida

he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach

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(919): View more from North Carolina

She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....

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(904): View more from Florida

we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding

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(972): View more from Texas

The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.

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(305): View more from Florida

Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me

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(248): View more from Michigan

Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated

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