Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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