I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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