I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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