i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
