I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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