Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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