Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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