HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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