Well apparently he's into motor boating.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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