Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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