Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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