I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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