It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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