He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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