took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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