Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I have tasted many bathrooms
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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