Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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