You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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