Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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