One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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