Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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