doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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