In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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