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last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
ok first of all what the fuck
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