Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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