its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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