if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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