Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
No subtext here. People are naked.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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