I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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