chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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