Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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