He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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