I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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