You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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