A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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